Drinking Makes All Things Better — A Haiku Friday Trio October 6, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: bad day, drinking, Haiku, poetry, work
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Day has been shitty,
More stresses than I wanted,
Thank God it’s Friday.
My boss is way cool.
“Let’s party!” She says at three,
Raiding the beer stash.
Day just got better.
Budweiser is the answer.
Drinking solves problems.
-DJ Nezz
Shaken, Not Stirred October 1, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Essaytch.Tags: drinking, drugs, flu, fuzzy, sex, sick, stress, work
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Twirling, spinning, dizzy
in the clouds of daytime drugs.
Hazy, fuzzy, stuffed
full of cottony soft padding.
Mind slipping, heart dipping
head shimmers with the heat of cold fever.
If my body could but recover,
my mind relax from the after-effects
of this hard-hitting stress-fest…
The world would right itself again,
and the wobble would even out, straight and narrow.
But maybe with a little…twist.
-Essaytch
Friday Blues–A Haiku Friday Trio! September 19, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Haiku.Tags: drinking, driving, free booze, Friday, Haikus, suck!, traffic, work
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Firm-funded drinking
is the best on a Friday.
Giddy at my desk.
* * *
Driving south tonight,
Traffic is going to suck.
Why do I do this?
* * *
So much work to do.
Was running around all day.
Still not done. Dammit!
-Essaytch
Monday Challenge: Ethere September 15, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Monday Challenge.Tags: border patrol, Canada, drinking, Ethere, family, home, iPod, Monday Challenge, poetry, puking, theft, travel
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ETHERE [eh-thuh-ray]: A non-rhyming poem consisting of 10 lines of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 syllables.
THE TIES THAT BIND
I
know that
I can not
always be there
whenever you want.
Would it disappoint you
if I were to pull away,
to spend less time traveling home?
It’s not that I don’t want to be there.
It’s just that I need to be my own self.
-Essaytch
* * * * * * * *
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
I
had my
car searched by
border patrol
after a bad joke.
Drank way to much and puked.
Someone broke into my car
by smashing my left-side window.
Then my iPod fell into a pond.
Please get me the hell out of Canada!
-DJ Nezz
Haiku Friday September 12, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Haiku.Tags: beer, drinking, family, Kells
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Beer in the sunshine
enjoying the hops and malt.
Nothing is better.
* * * *
Hangin’ with cousin,
good company and good views,
waitress is a FOX!
* * * *
Four beer girls there ain’t.
So many nice things to see.
I’m living the dream!
-DJ Nezz
Getting To Know You–Haiku Friday September 5, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry.Tags: alternative lifestyles, drinking, new friends, travel
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Glass of wine at lunch;
laughter with good friends, colleagues.
My face flushes, hot.
* * *
Sleeping in a cave;
turtle huts on a beach.
More than just bonding?
* * *
Got my eye on you:
Who do you think you’re kidding?
I know some great beards.
-Essaytch
