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Return Of A Slacker–A Haiku Friday Trio October 15, 2008

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Poem in on time:
Not a slacker anymore!
Not my best work though…

 

Had a busy day,
Still managed to slack off some.
I feel slightly bad.

 

House all to myself,
Unless my roommate comes home.
Here’s hoping she won’t…

 

-Essaytch

Not Suitable for Minors–Haiku Friday September 22, 2008

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*Note–because DJ Nezz has a DIRTY MOUTH, this Haiku Friday Trio wouldn’t deliver to my email inbox. Thus, it didn’t make it up until today.

Five o’clock, go time!
Possibilities galore,
mind on dirty deeds.
 
Endless fun for two,
rode hard and put away wet.
Not just for cowboys.
 
Guaranteed good times,
I get mine and she gets hers.
Marriage fucking rules!

-DJ Nezz

Hallelujah Chorus–Haiku Friday September 5, 2008

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Sitting in the pews

Leaders spout theology

Tell me how to think.

 

*     *     *

 

Resist the pressure

Won’t become a disciple

A lamb in the flock.

 

*     *     *

 

Many will join them

The churches of Big Business

Evil takes their souls.

 

-DJ Nezz