Return Of A Slacker–A Haiku Friday Trio October 15, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Essaytch, Haiku.Tags: Haiku Friday, poetry, roommates, slacker, weekends, work
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Poem in on time:
Not a slacker anymore!
Not my best work though…
Had a busy day,
Still managed to slack off some.
I feel slightly bad.
House all to myself,
Unless my roommate comes home.
Here’s hoping she won’t…
-Essaytch
Not Suitable for Minors–Haiku Friday September 22, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: cowboys, Haiku Friday, marriage, poetry, sex
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*Note–because DJ Nezz has a DIRTY MOUTH, this Haiku Friday Trio wouldn’t deliver to my email inbox. Thus, it didn’t make it up until today.
Five o’clock, go time!
Possibilities galore,
mind on dirty deeds.
Endless fun for two,
rode hard and put away wet.
Not just for cowboys.
Guaranteed good times,
I get mine and she gets hers.
Marriage fucking rules!
-DJ Nezz
Hallelujah Chorus–Haiku Friday September 5, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Haiku.Tags: business, church, Haiku Friday, ideology of the Man, theology
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Sitting in the pews
Leaders spout theology
Tell me how to think.
* * *
Resist the pressure
Won’t become a disciple
A lamb in the flock.
* * *
Many will join them
The churches of Big Business
Evil takes their souls.
-DJ Nezz