Can’t Win for Losing – A Haiku Friday Trio November 17, 2008
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(from Friday, November 14, 2008)
Living in your filth
It’s enough to make me run:
Slowly going nuts.
* * * *
I would force you out
But your mess would still remain.
Still living in hell.
* * * *
Foot in mouth disease,
Made a big fool of myself.
What else is new, right?
-Essaytch
Gates of Fire – A Haiku Friday Trio November 17, 2008
Posted by nebuchadnezzar in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: Bad Poetry, Haiku, Sickness
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(from Friday, November 14, 2008)
Others succumbed first,
Held out like Leonidas,
Finally fell too.
* * * *
Scratchy, burning throat
Leads to an ascetic life.
Less now leads to more.
* * * *
Crisp, clean, clear water
Extinguishes the throats fire,
Draco has no voice.
-DJ Nezz
Immortal Ink — A Haiku Friday Trio November 11, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: art, Haiku, ink, poetry, skin, tattoos
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(from Friday, November 7th 2008)
Up before the sun
heading off to the eastside
time to scratch an inch
The needle buzzes
A painful pleasure ensues
addiction is fed
Beautiful colors
art blossoms from my shoulder
pictures come to life
-DJ Nezz
Haiku Friday–Halloween Edition November 2, 2008
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(From October 31, 2008)
Jack ‘o Lanterns shine
On the stoops of darkened homes,
Testing kids resolve.
Cute kids in costumes,
Princess’, pirates, and more,
Demanding handouts.
Ghouls, ghosts, and goblins
Time for tricking or treating,
Eggs and paper follow.
-DJ Nezz
The Sweat of the Brow–A Haiku Friday Trio October 27, 2008
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Relieved at my desk,
No more swinging of the axe.
I still have a job!
Buried under clothes,
Weekend to do the laundry.
Fall cleaning is here!
Unpack my sweaters,
Pull winter coats from storage.
Hooray for the cold!
-Essaytch
Fall is BACK!! — A Haiku Friday Trio October 6, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Essaytch, Haiku.Tags: fall, Haiku, poetry, rain, relaxing, weather
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Water drizzles down
from the sky; rainy season
is back in full force!
One day off is lame;
two days off would be better.
Thank God it’s Friday.
Cocoa on the couch,
Snuggled up with my Pippin
in my sweats. Oh Bliss!
-Essaytch
Drinking Makes All Things Better — A Haiku Friday Trio October 6, 2008
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Day has been shitty,
More stresses than I wanted,
Thank God it’s Friday.
My boss is way cool.
“Let’s party!” She says at three,
Raiding the beer stash.
Day just got better.
Budweiser is the answer.
Drinking solves problems.
-DJ Nezz
Haiku Friday September 12, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Haiku.Tags: friends, Haiku, jokes, laughter, lunch, poetry, The Met
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*This Haiku Trio is dedicated to The Metropolitan Grill, who graciously put up with our lunch time antics.
Is it in poor taste
To talk of strippers at lunch
While she reads God’s Word?
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Is it in poor taste,
My inappropriate jokes
Causing you to cry?
- - - - -
Is it in poor taste?
Or does it really matter
Since I made you laugh?
-Essaytch
It all started with a Haiku… August 26, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Haiku.Tags: Haiku, poetry
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…August 22, 2008
Connections is dull
Sign me up for whenever
I’ll bring the funny
By
Essaytch
