A Side? Or B? October 27, 2008
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(from Wednesday, October 22, 2008)
A two-tracked mind,
better than one, but not by much.
One plus one equals perversion
on two sides, heads and tails
but on the same coin side.
No opposites to attract,
going hand in hand
like coffee and cigarettes.
Secret vices…or the male mind.
Pleasure and conversation
as old as an eight track,
but without the Yugo.
Constant like death and taxes,
anger rising, feelings hurt, laughs shared
by all but St. Peter.
Taboo topics,
devoid of doom and gloom.
Two of three musketeers…
Aramis not invited to the conversation.
All for one and missing another–
The blonde, the brunette,
forming my three’s company.
-DJ Nezz
Making You See God October 21, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz.Tags: black jesus, poetry, sex
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My black Jesus –
Stiff,
Massive head bobbing
on his slender body.
Never forcing himself on you,
but always available
for you to admire or worship.
Mighty in his own right
and sometimes taboo,
He is a symbol for another way…
similar to the others,
but fitted for a different group.
He brings pleasure to those who accept him,
but is not right for everyone.
My black Jesus,
Iconic,
Glorious,
waiting for the call,
always ready and prepared
for those who want him.
And no, that isn’t a euphemism.
-DJ Nezz
It’s Not My Fault!!–A Haiku Friday Trio October 21, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: biology, human nature, sex
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Laminated list
reflects my biology –
Constantly changing.
Male instinct can’t stop,
Isn’t satisfied with just one –
Wants to spread its seed.
So many hot girls,
Can never finalize list –
want to shag them all.
-DJ Nezz
United We Stand–Part 3 October 21, 2008
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The third installment from DJ Nezz’s EPIC masterpiece (originally written Thursday, October 16, 2008):
Bucolic ideas
running through hillbilly heads,
afraid of over-due reparations
for their fore-fathers crimes.
Minority chubbed, bleeding hearts
scratching and screaming,
dropping “isms” like bombs –
Sexism, racism, ageism,
empiricism, conservatism, overusedism?
Both sides hiding, fearfully,
behind “what’s right,”
shocked by the narrow mindedness
of the opposition.
United We Stand…
-DJ Nezz
Shaken, Not Stirred October 1, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, Essaytch.Tags: drinking, drugs, flu, fuzzy, sex, sick, stress, work
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Twirling, spinning, dizzy
in the clouds of daytime drugs.
Hazy, fuzzy, stuffed
full of cottony soft padding.
Mind slipping, heart dipping
head shimmers with the heat of cold fever.
If my body could but recover,
my mind relax from the after-effects
of this hard-hitting stress-fest…
The world would right itself again,
and the wobble would even out, straight and narrow.
But maybe with a little…twist.
-Essaytch
Monday Challenge–Limericks! September 29, 2008
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It was Essaytch’s turn to choose the Monday Challenge, and she thought after the mind-bending sonnett DJ Nezz proposed last week, it was about time we got down and dirty w/ our rhymes. We each wrote several that I’m sure will make their debut at some point or another down the road, but we’re showcasing the best from the selection here. I’m pretty sure everyone knows what a Limerick is, so let’s just get straight to the point:
At the risk of sounding too crass,
Or flipping a mouthful of sass,
I think it’s high time
I expressed in my rhyme–
I deserve me a good piece of ass!!!
-Essaytch
* * * * *
There was a horny bastard named Andy
Who’d fuck anything he was so randy
A go with a crustacean
Ended up in castration
And now he gets bent over as Mandy.
-DJ Nezz
Since I’ve Been Loving You September 26, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz.Tags: love, music, poetry, sex
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Hammer of the Gods
Won’t you sing the rain song to me –
Of the ocean, the black dog, and stairways to heaven.
Of immigrant songs and custard pie
down by the seaside.
In the light,
You’ve left me dazed and confused.
Through good times and bad
You have carried me along,
Wrapped in your soft, warm kashmir
Over the hills and far away.
Bring it home friends!
The celebration day is over.
I find myself out on the tiles,
The gallows pole.
Your wanton song…
You shook me.
But the song remains the same!
The communication breakdown
Makes me sick again.
What is and what should never be—
I ramble on.
I have a whole lotta love,
But all of my love is trampled underfoot
And it is nobody’s fault but mine.
But how many more times
Oh heartbreaker!
Your time is going to come.
Babe, I’m going to leave you!
Flee in a night flight.
But there is no quarter
In the houses of the holy.
Ten years gone
And the dancing days are over.
But I can’t quit you baby,
Even in the evening
When the levee breaks.
-DJ Nezz
Monday Challenge–Petrarchan Sonnets September 22, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Essaytch, Monday Challenge, Rhyme Time.Tags: lost loves, Petrarchan Sonnets, poetry, sex
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This Monday, DJ Nezz posed our toughest Poetry Challenge to date: the Petrarchan Sonnet. This particular style of sonnet refers to a concept of unattainable love first developed by Italian humanist and writer, Francesco Petrarch. Petrarch either invented – or made famous the Italian sonnet pattern, which is known to this day as the Petrarchan sonnet or the Italian sonnet.*
So what makes this style of poetry particularly challenging for poet posers like DJ Nezz and I? The rhyming pattern. The Petrarchan Sonnet consists of 14 rhymed lines, more than any other sonnet. The first eight lines create an octave, with the rhyme scheme a b b a a b b a. The last six lines make up a sestet and may consist of following rhyme schemes: 1) c d e c d e 2) c d e d c e 3) c d c d c d 4) c d c d e e. So let’s see how we did!
MADE FOR…SOMEONE ELSE
A giddy youth, you appeared the very essence of divine.
Like your drums beat the synchronous rhythm of my heart,
closing the distance: to be near you and to never be apart.
Over time the gap was bridged, you drew me closer to your side;
as the days turned into months, your love was more than just implied.
Happier I never was than when we were together;
Such pride I took in knowing no one else would dare to ever
mistake you for anyone’s other than mine.
We traveled far and wide together; differences grew.
The company of others soon you came to seek.
But still I was convinced, holding tight and fast to you;
Even though our romance had long since reached its peak.
Several years have passed since you chose another bride,
I realized it’s been twice as long since over you I cried.
-Essaytch
* * * * * * *
GRASSHOPPER
You were the older girl down the street–
ahead in age, grade, and adolescent displays.
My youth gave you opportunity to control this phase
and push my awkward advances to the backseat.
However, fate dealt me a cruel trick and happy treat,
you never stopped plying your wicked ways
and using my lust to stoke your blaze.
I was forever eager to be a piece of meat.
As time passed and I started to mature,
you also grew up to more adult things.
We spent less time together, our friendship strayed.
I found I was in your former position, having the flings,
with those yournger girls who were more innocent and pure.
The apprentice had become the master in applying your trade.
-DJ Nezz
*From Wikipedia
Not Suitable for Minors–Haiku Friday September 22, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry, DJ Nezz, Haiku.Tags: cowboys, Haiku Friday, marriage, poetry, sex
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*Note–because DJ Nezz has a DIRTY MOUTH, this Haiku Friday Trio wouldn’t deliver to my email inbox. Thus, it didn’t make it up until today.
Five o’clock, go time!
Possibilities galore,
mind on dirty deeds.
Endless fun for two,
rode hard and put away wet.
Not just for cowboys.
Guaranteed good times,
I get mine and she gets hers.
Marriage fucking rules!
-DJ Nezz
Megan’s Lover September 18, 2008
Posted by essaytch in Bad Poetry.Tags: Bad Poetry, intimacy, lovers, sex
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*Technically this is DJ Nezz’ poem from September 17th–but I didn’t get his submission until today.
dark, mysterious, bearded.
His rough calm contrasts with the piercing blue of his eyes.
The strange words he whispers to his lover
are just an echo of what he has to give.
He comes to her mounted on a sted,
ready to carry her to a far away lands.
His calloused hands,
are a touch that is both stong and sensitive;
are a touch that is experienced yet new.
An artists soul, he creates beauty with both words and images;
poetry flowing from his mouth and fantasy from his strokes.He takes her to the desert where the burning sunsets
echo the passion in their hearts.
Under a starlight sky and an indian blanket
they share all each has to give.
She is lost in the depths of his soul
and he safe in the purity of her mind.
-DJ Nezz